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Give and take 

Not take to give:
If you truly would like to be happy with a woman/man you have to be willing to look past their physical attributes long enough to see them clearly as a person. If it's all in what you get as opposed to give in life your fucked!
You'll blame people for all their flaws to think your better and in the end what you may think your winning is only making you look loose what you may have wanted to feel in a relationship i.e. LOVE

Every relationship that works has the the way of give and take.
It takes an amount of give and take to have this.
For the record MOnEY has no bearing on what love really is. Trusting in your feelings for one another is important. then you feel compelled to be completely honest with that person and it becomes a good solid relationship.
Example 1: Massages! Very important.
2: Leave their past in the "PAST" Who they are with you is who they were not what they may want with you now.
3: Children, Cooking, cleaning, laundry and house duties are both of your responsabilities.
Give and Take:
Especially if you both work or go to college. That takes up mental energy. Relationships cannot be one sided.
4: Porn, yes I said it, Porn. it's fun to watch it with your partner. It brings about some laughter. Don't grab the German shizer video, or animal erotica on the first date. she'll run screaming;)
5: Again "touch" They way it feels when a man takes the time to wrap his hands around your waste and tell you he loves the way you play guitar, the way you kiss his cheek and he kisses your forehead, it's about your up beat personality means he looks not at you outward qualities and wouldn't cheat. If a guy tells you you have a rocken ass and a nice set. In 5 years don't expect them to stick around. Don't say I didn't warn ya either. He's/she's a cheater. Beware!
6: Let the person have enrichment i.e. video games, dirty mags, ect. It doesn't mean that man loves you or that woman loves you any less. It does not mean their are immature to like these things. Ask your self this. would you rather a person that is out being a fake and killing for a living or one that is just happy silly and content playing a few rounds . I choose the video nerd every time. Why? There smart, task oriented, imaginative, focused, and skilled at what they do. e.g not out shooting up or shooting up people or land to slave for the man that will wreck the mother nature.

Now J-bitch, I say, I said, go give that lady a massage ;)
Words you can keep

give and take 

Usually happens in a jail. To give it up the ass and then take it up the ass. 2 guys usually would give and take in the jail while they are showering.
Pete: I'm gonna give and take you up the ass tonight.

Mike: As long as i get to give first.

Pete: Deal!
give and take by Splancer April 8, 2006

Give and Take 

When you shit into someone elses asshole.
Man i cant wait to do the give and take to my girl.
Give and Take by G Dub187 January 17, 2009

Give and take 

Your partner gives you head or they take Dick
We have a give and take relationship she gives me head or she takes this dick
Give and take by Tijuana slayer August 12, 2024

El Segundo Give and Take

When a man (or woman), during the act of sexual intercourse, transmits herpes to their partner, and then afterwards takes their wallet.
Frank didn't know that the hooker pulled the old el segundo give and take on him until Suzi pointed out the herpes on his upper lip...and laughed when he realized he didn't have his wallet.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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