Giuli

A girl who thinks she’s stunning but actually is a toe who deserves to rot in hell because she’s a hoebag who ruined my life

Lisa: did you hear what Giuli did today?
Chantelle: uh oh what did she do now?

by Sarah Jane xxxxx October 7, 2019

Giuli

Literally the best person to ever exist, she's really attractive but brushes it off like it's nothing, she is a super supportive friend and you can always talk to her, she has great tastes, and every single guy at school has feelings for her

Boy 1: Hey who is that?
Boy 2: Giuli, the best girl on the face of the planet earth

by sleepy_mei June 28, 2022

Giuli

Literally the best person to ever exist, she's really attractive but brushes it off like it's nothing, she is a super supportive friend and you can always talk to her, she has great tastes, and every single guy at school has feelings for her

Boy 1: Hey who is that?
Boy 2: Giuli, the best girl on the face of the planet earth

by sleepy_mei June 28, 2022

giuli and shaan

Two people who are friends both crazy. They laugh alot together always seen hanging out. Two soulmates they just don't know it yet.

Pickles: Giuli and Shaan should date they would be an amazing couple
Giuli and Shaan: were just friends
Pickles: sure you guys are

by bunnylanda July 30, 2023

Giuli and David

Two people who dated but can’t seem to let go of each other no matter how much no contact they go through they always find away back to each other. No matter how many horrible situations they go through no matter how much they block or unadd each other someway they will go back to each other. Most of the time they don’t see it and think they don’t need each other but in reality they need each other and they will find a way back to each other

Messi: You guys are like Giuli and David
Willito: Oh i hope we find each other again

by pikupika May 6, 2024

the gillis principle

The Gillis Principle outlines the proportionality between the amounts of mountain dew and marijuana that would kill an average human.

Mathematically, 1 Gillis (Gi) is the unit of either substance (Marijuana or Mountain Dew) that would kill a human when consumed within an hour. Both substances have calculated conversion rates based on experimental data.

Mountain Dew: 8823mg Caffeine = ~173 cans = 61L = 1Gi/Hour
Marijuana: 68000g THC = 971 000 Joints = 1Gi/Hour

It can be concluded using the Gillis Principle that Mountain Dew has a far higher lethality rate than Marijuana.

Friend 1: "Hey, did you hear? Jared smoked himself to death last night."
Friend 2: "Yeah that must've been a Gillis-ton of weed!"
Friend 1: "Using the Gillis Principle, that was like 971 000 Joints."

by PolChan December 6, 2014

Elizabeth gillies

a hot person

Ellie: hey do you know Elizabeth gillies?

Mike:yeah, a hot person.

by hahshahshswedjihwgfiu3n September 8, 2020