girth nap

Its when you take a nap and when you wake up your dick is bigger.
The coach went to take a girth nap and when he woke up his dick was bigger.
by Aidscurescancer August 16, 2014
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Girth Spirt

When a pregnant woman has an abnormal feeling of excessive growth & weight gain overnight seemingly to have gained pounds of weight and inches to her torso.
Girl: "Damn baby how you feeling these days?"
Pregnant girl: "I feel like I gained 5 damn pounds last night in my sleep."
Girl: " I remember those days. That's a Girth Spirt."
by itookmymedicine June 13, 2009
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The Girth Scouts

A group of desperate teens with an incredible amount of girth but not length
Jenna the Girth Scouts are here!”
by LilDongle February 28, 2019
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Girth worm

Dude, look at that girth worm. It looks like it crawled out of a steak brain!
by vealteen March 15, 2010
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Girth Ghost

The girth ghost will visit you late at night and give you that “good good”,
He hunts at night. Close your window.
Yo bro the Girth Ghost visited my girl last night”
Shit no way!”
“Yeah he gave her that good good
by Xmike223 December 01, 2022
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Fake Girth

When a HSC student bring in the margins of their paper excessively to falsely allude to using multiple booklets.
"Did you hear that Tom used 3 booklets in his legal studies trial?"
"Yeah apparently it was fake Girth though"
by Popping cherries August 26, 2020
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Daniel Girth

Daniel is the pinnacle of an alpha male. With large bulging biceps and dark luscious hair, he is easily one of the most attractive men to walk the planet. Immensely intelligent, he was able to discover the truth... that there is no spoon and that we do indeed live in a simulation, controlled by AI far beyond our current technology. He lives each day questioning his own reality and walking the line between fate and free will. And if the legends are true, they say he once clapped his balls so hard, he wiped out the universe and restored it to a previous version of The Matrix...
Joe Mum: I wish Daniel Girth was my fella...
by saint_jon February 07, 2022
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