Girlfriend test

When a piece of technology is easy enough for your girlfriend to use without calling you.

Gf: baby, can you install office on my computer?
Nerd bf: Jesus, Microsoft can't make anything that passes the girlfriend test.

by Jcmb85 May 19, 2010

The girlfriend test

When a person is not sure whether they want to date a girl they have been hanging out with. You perform the Girlfriend test: Plan on hanging out with her and before you hang out with her that day, masturbate. If you still want to hang out with her afterwards she passes the girlfriend test. If you don't want to hang out with her anymore then it is strictly hormonal driven.

I wanted to know if this girl was girlfriend material so i did the girlfriend test.

by Tlutt13 February 28, 2011

girlfriend test

When you have sobered up enough for your girlfriend to not notice that you are/were high.

If you take mescaline, it will take you approx. 12-14 hours to pass the girlfriend test.

by Lou Stenspayce February 04, 2009