Not to be confused with Giraffe, a giararife is a creature that has had their limbs elongated by an unnatural amount of chromosomes, certain torture devices, or photoshop. A giararife tends to have a long, flimsy neck but other limbs have proven to be counted. You can typically find these predators living in a cave or hell. The interesting qualities include the following: A third eyelid, stretched limbs, excessive brown spotted flesh (10% of the giararifes), and loss of balance.
The boy was unable to get his ball off the roof, so he asked Peter, the giararife of human origin, to bite it off using his long-ass neck.
by VariableOne October 29, 2019
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