Ghost Texting 

When a person sends a text message to another person and then completely disappears.
Usually happening after a person sends a text message that is a question used to begin a conversation.

Example of Ghost Texting:
"How was your weekend?" - Ghost Texter
"Gr8t did awesome stuff and found a bag of money, u?" - Texter 2
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3 days later:
"How are you?" - Ghost Texter
"ok, u?" - Texter 2
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And so it goes again and again.

Ghost Texting by Laydee K May 16, 2011

Ghost-Texting 

The act of typing without a keyboard due to an interference by physical displacement of the typing device, simply known as "Yeet". Or by supernatural powers (e.g., Wizards, Superheroes, and Ghosts).

"Somebody yeeted my phone so hard, I'm ghost-texting rn!"

Ghost-Texting by Ghost Of Tesmul February 19, 2023

Ghostexting 

When a friend makes plans by text message, then stands you up.

Monika is constantly making plans then not keeping her word. When the bitch sends me a text with some excuse, I will use "ghostexting" and <ignore> her, and give her a taste of her own medicine.

Ghostexting by Valleymax May 15, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008