Limp dick ghosting

When you ghost a girl under the fear of not being able to perform or not have time

Yeah I'm ghosting monica tonight I have to study. Nah man that aint ghosting thats limp dick ghosting.

by S707 April 20, 2018

ghost ride the dick

When he humps, you hump, you jump off his dick and hump next to him, then hop back on.

A girl tells her friend, " I tried to ghost ride the dick but then it just got soft..."

by Kathom86 July 6, 2010

Ghost Riding the Dick

Where a girl is riding you, hops off, stands next to the bed and jerks you off.

We didn't have a condom, so Taylour and I were ghost riding the dick last night.

by Rob Cooper VIII January 19, 2013

Urban Dick Ghost

Noun: Description of a person who writes urban dictionary definitions and changes their psyudonym for the sake of not being got, got got.

Could be multiple, hundreds, or thousands of words and or psyudonyms

John Doe was a published Urban Dick Ghost who's never been got got.

by BadSeedSam January 14, 2022

ghost ride the dick

a)When you have sex with a ghost

b)To masturbate

a)Before cumming when you ghost ride the dick, put your stunna shades on

b)Watch em swang, Watch em swang
Go stupid, go

by Doyouwantafriend April 27, 2008

Spooky-scary-ghost-dick

When your guy has a dick that goes out at night and fucks all kinds of random things and comes back home right before the sun comes up just to clime into bed next to you with Herpes…

Person-1”Hey you know what happened last night?“
Person-2“No what happened?”
Person-1”Dee came home and gave me a Spooky-scary-ghost-dick!”
Person-2”you know you can sue him for that, right?”

by Unicornucopia May 18, 2023

Ghost Dick

When a guy gets so fat he can no longer see his dick over the protruding girth of his belly.

Chuck's blowing up. He fatted out of his socks and pretty sure his dong is MIA from a bad case of ghost dick.

by Grammy's Jammies May 20, 2021