ghetto lane 

Random, double parking in the ghetto in order to talk to friends, buy drugs, etc.

Sue was delayed 5 minutes by all the ghetto lane traffic blocking her way.

ghetto lane by wayno December 17, 2004

Ghetto Lane 

The right side of the road when entering an intersection. This is often used for drivers who are turning right but in the ghetto it is used as a thru-lane wherein ghetto sleds can creep past the waiting cars and then floor it when the light turns green. Within a few hundred feet or yards the Ghetto Lane user will need to merge back into the main lane, this usually involves cutting off cars, near-misses with pedestrians, and possibly running over cyclists.

The Ghetto Lane is often referred to as the G-Lane. This preserves some sense of political-correctness but also serves to account for the synonym - Gangster Lane - so used because the Ghetto Lane is often used by Gangsters.

Look alive up here, this intersection has a ghetto lane.

Ghetto Lane by Ghetto Lane December 15, 2014

ghettolade 

Lemonade made at a restaurant by combining (free) water, (free) lemon, and (free) Equal. Generally performed at a Red Lobster.

"I'll have water with extra lemon...oh, and please bring some Equal...and I'll have the 'All you can eat shrimps, please'". Then you turn to your friends and say, "Anyone else want some ghettolade?".

ghettolade by M0NALOVE May 19, 2008

Ghettoland ISD 

Any school district that has less money or more minorities than the one you attend. (Term is usually associated with a closet racist or classist speaking from a position of power in a school.)

John: In Houston schools, they allow phones. Why not here?

Teacher: If you wanna be the pures— I mean… whitest— Wait… Best school around, you don’t act like Ghettoland ISD over there!

Ghettoland ISD by RockHardHonkers August 15, 2022