Ghetto Jedi 

(Noun)

A person of limited income or resources that can use their "street cred," or reputation, to pull off amazing purchases, usually in high stakes trading within the drug or black market. All types of creative financing schemes may be used, but must be beneficial to all parties involved on a continuous basis (90%) to obtain the rank of Ghetto Jedi.

*Chauncey:* "How the hell did Jody get that '69 Camaro?"

*Virgil:* "He started by trading a pocketknife for some weed 2 days ago, and traded up ... The dude is a Ghetto Jedi for real..."

Ghetto Jedi by PhillipHarass May 7, 2014

ghettopediment

A speech impediment that causes someone that is so obviously not from the ghetto to talk like they were born and raised there.

Some people do it one purpose, but for some people it comes naturally. If this applies to you, prepare to be told you have a ghettopediment. A lot.

Fake ghettopediment: yo dawg whats crackin?

Natural ghettopediment: I aint care what ya'll say, I aint do nothin.

ghettopediment by WOWmuch? November 11, 2009