Ghetto Bjorn Share definition Flag When you use Hefty bags and bungee cords to hold your baby in the same manor as a baby Bjorn. Yo bitch, where the ghetto bjorn at? Ghetto Bjorn by ghettoblaster666 September 10, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Ghetto Bjorn mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch