A pubic wig that is worn to give the illusion of having hairy balls.
Ever since Pete has his ballsack radiated, his wife makes him wear a Gherkin Merkin
by Distant Creeping Death July 11, 2019
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A fatso who has diabetes and who's mum is obese and stuck in the doorway.
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Gherkin language, where you replace every vowel with an “ar” and make sure to make the word noticeable and that you can pronounce it , you do not need to change every vowel.

This lainguage is commonly used by the rowdy and party kids in Wellington, Palm Beach and pretty much all over south Florida.
Yar Brar thart shart wars wild carnnot belarve yar farcked har larst narght.

“Yo Bro that shit was wild cannot believe you fucked her last night.”
“Damn dude your caught up in the Gherkin Language.”
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A woman or man who gives a particularly sloppy or messy blow job, usually forgoing the traditional finale
of spit or swallow in favor of simply letting your manly essence run down your shaft, balls and ultimately into your ass crack.
yeah the head was good but she was a real gherkin slurper..... I was cleaning myself up for like 15 minutes afterwards
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When a guy with a micropenis has sex with a girl on her period.
“Trevor has a bloody gherkin after getting with Jess during that time of the month.”
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A place where carmine lupertazzi sr visits often to taste test gherkins. Sometimes he likes a few more than usual some times it can be too much.
“What’s the matter carmine, you don’t like the egg salad?” (Sighs) “Too much gherkins” … “Smell that? Burning hair” … “Ah shit, Did any body revisit gherkins row before hand!?”
by Soda Glovk February 25, 2022
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