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Gettysburg Handjob

Violent masturbation. Usually to the point of bloodshed. Done unto oneself. (Get it? The bloodiest battle is the Civil War. Civil War is when a nation fights itself. lolz)
He was icing his junk this morning. Must have given himself a Gettysburg handjob last night.
by DWBB February 5, 2018
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