George Salter Academy 

Utter shit school. Year sevens fly along the corridors like it’s a civil war and the plague is coming. The PE block stinks of shit and you can’t walk through without holding your breath. There isn’t even enough changing rooms for everyone. The toilets never fucking work and half the sinks don’t either. The loo roll gets stuck inside the damn holder. There’s never any soap to wash yer damn hands so no wonder the corona virus exists.

You can’t stand in the halls yet half the common rooms are never open. On the coldest days the heaters are broken and they have them on when it’s hella hot. I beg anyone reading this will remeber not to send their child here.

“George Salter Academy?”
“Damn shit school, littered with chavs and wannabe road men.”

George Salter Academy by Sciddlyscoobydoo February 25, 2020

George salter academy 

Actual hellhole. Yet it's still fucking freezing, even the devil would live in his own home (more than i can say for some teachers). Corridors smell like shit, just like the grades. Food looks like dead mangled cats and infected with stds. Ratty year 7s everywhere. Girls toilets look like there's been a murder in there. Don't even get me started on the boys, shit spray everywhere. Practically smell the bullshit flying around.

"have you heard of George salter academy?"

"I barely escaped"

George salter academy by thotticuss December 18, 2019

George Salter Academy 

Year 7 zooming to lessons with like there’s no tommorow smelling liek absolute dog shit school food finna give me corona 20 and lung disease the vape smell in the bathroom gonna be making me do seizures for a good 70 years.don’t even get me started in the pe haul the smell is contagious gonna make my grandma fly back to the earth and make the dogs meow smells like absolute sweat I beg someone do something bout it

“George salter academy” Walky talky fuckung centre

George Salter Academy by Jdjsjdjwjdjjef August 26, 2021