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Geodynamics of Geology

A recursive field of study examining how the study of rocks itself moves and changes over time. It’s the "meta" layer of geology, focusing on the shifting academic preferences, funding earthquakes, and eruptive trends in geological theory. This discipline tracks the "plate tectonics" of scientific consensus, noting how a focus on mineralogy can be abruptly subducted by a new, flashy trend in paleomagnetism. It’s the study of the sociology of rock nerds and how their collective focus drifts across the continental crust of knowledge.
Example: "The geodynamics of geology shifted seismically last year when that viral TikTok about 'self-care crystals' caused a massive migration of grad students from hard-rock petrology into the suddenly lucrative field of gemological sociology."
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Geodynamics of Gemology

The specific application of geodynamic principles to the world of precious stones. It's the study of the immense social and financial pressures that cause trends in the gem market to "fold" and "fault." This includes analyzing how a celebrity engagement ring acts as an "igneous intrusion," forcing a new gemstone (like a morganite or a padparadscha sapphire) into the public consciousness and displacing the established "sedimentary" layers of diamond dominance.
Example: "When Meghan Markle wore that aquamarine ring, the geodynamics of gemology went into overdrive. The tectonic plates of the jewelry industry shifted overnight, and suddenly every bride wanted a blue-green rock, causing a massive upthrust in the price of aquamarines and a corresponding trough for traditional emeralds."
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019
Word of the Day on May 20, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on May 19, 2026

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004
Word of the Day on May 18, 2026