gentleman's relish

A polite term for jizz, such as might be used by society folk at a tea party.

by cracky March 1, 2003

gentleman's relish

Noun: Spunk, jism, come baby gravy. There is actually a brand of anchovy paste in Britain called The Gentleman's Relish - Patum Peperium. Coincidentally, it's rather salty.

Do you like the taste of Gentleman's Relish, babe?
Don't know, never tried it.
Open wide. What's your name by the way?

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005

Gentleman's Relish

Spunk, Semen, Jizz, Spoff, Spooge, Population Paste, Man Glue, Jostle Juice, Baby Gravy, Etc. Etc.

After a heavy night of masturbation, Jimmy woke to find a tissue, covered in Gentleman's Relish, stuck to the side of his face.

by fat b'stard July 4, 2011

gentleman's relish

"Gentleman's Relish" (n), syn "duck butter". A smelly, warm, wet film comprised of sweat deposits, dead skin, water, pubic hairs and similar miscellaneous detritus that collects between the male scrotum and thigh.

Jane could smell Dick's gentleman's relish a mile away.

by Chet von Wilkinson November 30, 2006

gentleman's relish

The soft, slightly cheesy material found underneath the foreskin of the penis; smegma

"Pass me a Q-tip so I can clean out the gentleman's relish from beneath my foreskin...."

by Politically Incorrect Schmuck June 14, 2006

Gentleman's relish

A polite way of saying jizz or cum.

I'd love to serve Yolanda some gentleman's relish.

by Waynezuba May 20, 2024

Gentlemen's Relish

Synonymous with semen, sperm, or ejaculate.

The new Detroit Barbie doll comes complete with a skanky dress, stained with realistic gentlemen's relish.

by Wizard Toast October 3, 2010