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Gentleman's Time 

When a man nuts so hard from masturbating, he isn't horny for a certain period of time. In that period of time, he acts 3 times as cooler and pulls tons of bitches, but isn't horny enough to fuck them, so he's fucked.
My friend was stuck in Gentleman's Time, I'm so jealous!
Gentleman's Time by Woawoawoawoa November 8, 2018

Gentleman's Relaxation Time 

Common parlance for the screening of pornography, and the following session of masturbation, used to refer to this act and at the same time maintain the persona of a true gentleman.
Sir Worthington: My good man, care for a game of bridge?
Sir Harddick: No thank you, good sir. I am due for gentleman's relaxation time.
Sir Worthington: Indeed, as your maiden has left you for another gentleman.

timepiece gentleman 

Pulled a bad publicity stunt online, lied about the reason, blame everyone for the bad reception and negative comments. Apologised to the public as the last resort. Narcissistic douchebag
No publicity is bad publicity unless your done a timepiece gentleman
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