Gentleman's Nap 

Masturbation without proper clean-up afterward. A Gentleman's Nap is when a man masturbates, cums, then uses the underwear he is wearing to soak up the mess left on his stomach before falling asleep.

When one is too tired to get up and find a tissue after whacking off.

Kim: "Why are your boxers so crusty?"
Josh: "I took a gentleman's nap"
Kim: Gross!

David was so tired after his long day at work that he immediately went home and took a gentleman's nap.

Gentleman's Nap by wordsmith444 February 6, 2012

snappy gentlemen 

The snappy gentleman is a a clapping fart it claps as it leaves the anus making a smacking effect. Best achieved while sitting on a hard chair or surface. A mild sent but can go all the way to a horrible stench.

"Who just pulled that snappy gentlemen!"

snappy gentlemen by Edwina rose April 11, 2022