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Gentleman's Challenge 

A competition in which multiple teams of 3 members each compete to see which team can consume a 30 pack of beer, 3 grams of marijuana and a sheet pizza first. This competition is so called because after about an hour after the competition has begun, all teams are so high, drunk and full of pizza that nobody cares about who wins and just end up enjoying each others' company. As gentlemen (and gentlewomen) do.
Philip: "I must say, William. The participants of this year's Gentleman's Challenge are really in the spirit of the competition."

William: "Indeed, sir. It appears no one has given a single fuck about winning since the third blunt was rolled."
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Gentleman's Challenge 

The act of masturbating in a public restroom, ejaculating into your hand, emerging from the stall, and slapping the nearest person across the face with your jizz hand, declaring "I challenge you to a duel!"
In the name of chivalry, I extended a Gentleman's Challenge towards my urinating opponent.
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008