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genghis dong

Born in 1234 A.D. "Genghis Dong" (Not to be confused with Genghis Khan) Was a notorious buttfucker who ravaged the entire Eurasian continent with his massive penis. While out on raids with his debaucherous crew, Genghis (also known as "The Donger") would swing his magnificent member violently above his head in an attempt to intimidate his adversaries.

Once the territory he and his men attacked was conquered, Genghis would proceed to corn-hole each and every one of its inhabitants.
Upon retiring in 1274 A.D. he found success as a male stripper, performing at birthday parties and gay Bar Mitzvahs
Wow, that Genghis Dong is one professional wielder of Cock!
genghis dong by Pete Negwaski! October 4, 2017
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Genghis Dong

The act of being a huge dick. Ghenghis Dong is the universal ruler of dicks.
Chad was such a Genghis Dong at the club last night.
Genghis Dong by sicklecol July 12, 2022
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