Gelog 

Gelog is an idiot, he never knows when to talk or knows how to react when someone says something about him. Doesn’t matter If the mood is happy his presence will make everyone become hostile. Aswell he never stops saying song quotes

I was okay today when person was around me but when Gelog was around we started hating each other.

Gelog by Kid With No Brain May 21, 2020

Geographical Appreciation 

the process by which one takes into account, or considers, geographical matter when making reference to a geographical setting or area/field

Hey John! are you forgetting to utilise Geographical Appreciation when evaluating this essay?

Geographical Appreciation by Joe Enchantt November 16, 2022

urban geologist

A crack smoker; One who smokes rocks. Is often found in an inner city environment.

Urban geologists mugged me for crack money behind the liquor store.

urban geologist by Stan Smith July 19, 2005

Geogolo 

A man in the geography profession that is willing to sell himself for sexual person. This is a broad term and can be used for a person in any aspect of geography. (e.g. Tourism, Meteorology, etc..)

Person 1: You see the news about that weatherman that turned to prostitution?
Person 2: To be honest, I always thought of him as a geogolo anyway.

Geogolo by Latino Thunder March 27, 2013

Geologist 

Geologists are 'scientists' with an unnatural obsession with geology (rocks). Often too intelligent to do monotonous sciences like biology, chemistry, or physics, geologists devote their time to mud-worrying, volcano poking, fault finding, bouldering, dust-collecting, and high-risk colouring. One of the main difficulties in communicating with geologists is their belief that a million years is a short amount of time and their heads are harder than rocks. Consequently, such abstract concepts as "Tuesday Morning" and Lunchtime are completely beyond their comprehension.

Geologists in the movies are nothing like the real thing. For example, in a volcanic eruption, or major earthquake, no geologist is going to give a rat's ass about rescuing a dog even if it does belong to the romantic interest's children. He or she will be far more concerned about the mineralogy of the ash falling from the sky, or the viscosity of the lava flow and its movement across the substrate (which may or may not include a village).

There is a considerable, and still growing body of scientific literature that suggests that geologists are in fact the world's first alcohol-based life form.

The geologists were supplied with alchohol (a common strategy to loosen up the cast in reality TV), but the camera crew was surprised to notice that even after drinking gallons of the liquid, the geologists did not change their behavior, and continued talking in an obscure jargonized language about 'bombs', 'breccia,' and 'lahars,' none of which made for good reality TV.

Geologist by AgeTurnipseed October 6, 2009

Geography Joke

The type of joke that one must be around to understand.

"Hey what was that about squids?"-Dude

"Geography joke dude, back off"-Dude 2

Geography Joke by Special-KY May 17, 2009

geologist 

Highly educated individuals who eat rocks.

Geologist: Tastes like asbestos.

geologist by Laelaps February 1, 2020