A dumb ass League of Legends player who seems to be good but actually can't get out of bronze V with 0LP.
He like to hunt little children in the great forest of Talapi. He hunts in packs of 1 Dorito bag.
He drink from the great tree of Buddah blodd where he washes away all his sorrow and gets a powerfull erection while he cries cuz his youtube and twitch money can't buy him that FrostBlade Irelia skin.
When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.