Gaz logic 

logic that makes 0 sense, not just to me, but to you, your mum and Capri

Gaz: I don’t like drinking in the day coz it might make me look green
Ben: mate that makes no sense, such Gaz logic

Gaz logic by Jez clarkson October 8, 2021

Gaz Logic 

Logic that surpasses anyones logic and can only be understood by humans with higher knowledge of the worlds inner workings

Well done you’ve ascended to Gaz Logic

Gaz Logic by Ben Greet August 3, 2022