gay poo

This is the ultimate form of gayness, also meshed with the original idea of "shitty". The two words are linked, but the latter is cleaned up a bit to prevent any offensive language being said. Think of it as something being so horribly gay and/or shitty that all you can say is, "Dude...This is so gay poo."

crawford: "dude, my mom got shot"

mike: "haha, bitch deserved it"

crawford: "yeah, but i stole your boyfriend"

mike(sad face): "gay poo" :*(

by Michael Jonathon April 18, 2007

Gay poo

When you relieve yourself from constipation by shitting. And the shit log is so big that it penetrates your ass.

Me: OoooOOOooh yeah I dropped a heavy payload.
Marigold: what the fuck?
Me: That shit was so fucking huge… I saw it going through my stomach!
Marigold: That… probably felt kinda gay ngl.
Me: Yeah I just got my ass penetrated by a gay poo…

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 8, 2022

Big gay poo

A homosexual poo that once took over somali and beheaded over 200 somalians.

What a hero

This big gay poo is my hero

by Steven Nicholson April 13, 2010

Gay Poots

The aftermath of getting your booty-hole rammed so hard by another homosexual, it forces air so deep in your anal canal and comes out by way of forceful farts.

Bro, I got my fudge packed so deep last night that I woke up with a severe case of gay poots.

by CountShaftula June 26, 2020

Gay Poodle

A gay slang term referring to a stereotypical twink that is very flamboyant but also very obnoxious and overbearing.

"The gay poodle didn't do his part of the group project because he was too busy bragging about his summer in Europe."

by disneyfan24601 May 4, 2020

Gay poop cum

Poop that has cum and gaynesss that shorty man likes

Shorty man: mmm gay poop cum aaaaaooooahahahhahaaoaoaoahahshshsoaoaoahahahaoaoahahaho

by UzuPahoźe October 11, 2020

gay poop

poop that comes from gay butts. related to santorum and fecal fetishes.

"Gay teen: I told her that while she's over there she has to find me a German boyfriend.
Girl: Why?
Gay teen: So he can dress up like a Nazi and we can play concentration camp gay poop fetish games.
Girl: Oh. right."

by Dimmerman May 29, 2008