According to non-named MMA fighter, gay as fuck now refers to anybody who is currently in a heterosexual relationship, thus shifting our very understanding of current slang. TRANSFORMING the gay-marriage issue and negating any sort of mental processes in his brain.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."