Gay Wednesday

A "guy on guy" weekly orgy that takes place in a small town at the mouth of the Great Egg Harbor River (and other mouths) where the men of said town get together and perform ritualistic gay sex acts on one another and return to their wives, girlfriends, and/or POF accounts as if nothing outside of hetero ever took place. Legend has it that Gay Wednesday is the horniest day of the week.

**Tuesday afternoon**
Lenape Indian: "What are you guys doing tonight?"

Frank: "I'm shopping for bigger gag-balls for Gay Wednesday tomorrow because my old ones got swallowed last week."

Gay Wednesday by DixieWreckedMLNJ September 13, 2016

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Gay Wednesday

A weekly tradition where guys who play volleyball slap each other’s asses and act significantly more gay around each other.

Liam: Hey man, it’s gay Wednesday

Ian: Oh shit you’re right, lemme slap your ass.

Liam: Go right ahead.

Gay Wednesday by Ohm1224 April 7, 2019

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Gay Wednesday

That one special day of the week where you act a little bit gayer than any other day.

Dude I'm so super excited for Gay Wednesday.

Gay Wednesday by Billcheese1 January 27, 2010

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Gay Wednesday

Every second Wednesday where you and a buddy have rough sex.

Guy 1: hey man its Wednesday.
Guy 2:no way its Gay Wednesday now strip down or ill make you.
Guy 1:SH*T

Gay Wednesday by Trevo the freak March 14, 2009

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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