gaytarded 

The state of being so gay that one becomes retarded or vice versa.

That male stripper over there is so gaytarded!

gaytarded by Big Black Joe November 16, 2015

gatar 

another word for guitar, commonly used by a person by the name of alex.

"you play the gatar, right?" "yes, thou it is called a guitar."

gatar by someonewhohatesalex December 2, 2021

gotard 

A rejected euphemism for the physically handicapped.

The gotard bought a new, faster wheelchair last year.

gotard by Rokinfreeworld January 1, 2004

Gabardo

Turning rather simple mathematical equations into impossible monster equations that can kill the spirit of Engiineers

the prof pulled a gabardo

Gabardo by phillip99 February 13, 2009

Gastard 

A person that farts on purpose in a confined area, like an elevator or storm shelter. Knowing full well that you can't get away!

You waited to fart until the elevator door shut? You dirty gastard!!!

Gastard by Chachi Davis May 4, 2017

gaytarded 

This word can also be used when not even a modicum of political correctness is desired in one's speech. It is an expletive to be held in the bottom of one's bag of tricks and used particularly in emergencies. The professional may garnish with the "F word."

Jill: I hope someday all people will be treated equally and will treat others equally, even those of different races, religions, creeds, colors, shapes and sizes.

Jack: That is the most f*cking gaytarded thing I have ever heard.

gaytarded by T Man August 22, 2005

galardi

One who appreciates to pick up several interesting hobbies. A typical day off for a galardi could consist of raising chickens, editing a SQL query, and watching the Magnificent 7.

Did you hear what Luke did over the weekend? He worked from home while watching a movie. I hear he wants to raise pigeons too. He is such a galardi.

galardi by fjlsjljlskjfoiu834j December 22, 2016