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Gastric Blast
A really greasy, deep, fart that comes directly from gastric stomach juices. Comes from eating really bad food or drinking really rot gut alcohol.
Before expulsion, your abdominal area feels like an obese Green Bay football fan is standing on your stomach with all his weight.
Pushing it out requires an extreme effort, and some people actually die trying. Once out, however, the victim feels better. The area then becomes instantly contaminated with a nauseating rotten garbage smell.
Before expulsion, your abdominal area feels like an obese Green Bay football fan is standing on your stomach with all his weight.
Pushing it out requires an extreme effort, and some people actually die trying. Once out, however, the victim feels better. The area then becomes instantly contaminated with a nauseating rotten garbage smell.
Gordon was getting ready to go out. He swilled a bottle of cough syrup and some Old Crow whiskey, and gobbled up six Oxys. Then he ate three cheeseburger pizzas and two bottles of picked eggs.
His stomach was gurgling. He got up from the recliner, struggled and pushed, and eventually a gastric blast followed by complete bowel movement. That was a rap for the day. So much for the job interview, he thought.
His stomach was gurgling. He got up from the recliner, struggled and pushed, and eventually a gastric blast followed by complete bowel movement. That was a rap for the day. So much for the job interview, he thought.
Gastric Blast by Jrubadub February 4, 2012
Related Words
Gaszr • Gaser • gastric bypass • gastro • Gastrodon • gastronaut • gasarrhea • Gastric • gastric terrorism • Gastrobating
Gaser
A gaser is a successor to the 90’s ‘dizelas’
The centar of this subculture is Belgrade(Serbia) but you can find them in any cities of the Ex-Yugoslavia countries.
Appearance of this subculture is characterised by Nike, or Napapijri windbreakers/hoodies, sweatpants(also Nike) and Nike air max sneakers(models: 95, 97, 98, 90, and TN), most of them have shaved heads. Another characteristic of this group is ‘’brze cvaje’’ which roughly translated to english means ‘’fast sunglasses’’ , they are just black sunglasses worn all the time(day and night). They listen to incredibly bad music(search Jala Brat and Buba Corelli, or Surreal). 99% of them smoke, cigarettes and weed, and some of them consume drugs, usually speed or ecstasy. You can find them in many hookah bars, and they are always in a groups of 5 or more. Their intelligence is smaller that the room temperature(in celsious), and their vocabulary consists of max 300 words( most used are ‘’tebra’’ ‘’resi’’ and ‘’ide gas’’/all slang). Most of them usually carry some kind of a knife. Also, they are very commited to football, and their favorite team. You can see them at almost every game their teams plays usually fighting with the opposite teams fans. Their education is usually nonexistent.
The centar of this subculture is Belgrade(Serbia) but you can find them in any cities of the Ex-Yugoslavia countries.
Appearance of this subculture is characterised by Nike, or Napapijri windbreakers/hoodies, sweatpants(also Nike) and Nike air max sneakers(models: 95, 97, 98, 90, and TN), most of them have shaved heads. Another characteristic of this group is ‘’brze cvaje’’ which roughly translated to english means ‘’fast sunglasses’’ , they are just black sunglasses worn all the time(day and night). They listen to incredibly bad music(search Jala Brat and Buba Corelli, or Surreal). 99% of them smoke, cigarettes and weed, and some of them consume drugs, usually speed or ecstasy. You can find them in many hookah bars, and they are always in a groups of 5 or more. Their intelligence is smaller that the room temperature(in celsious), and their vocabulary consists of max 300 words( most used are ‘’tebra’’ ‘’resi’’ and ‘’ide gas’’/all slang). Most of them usually carry some kind of a knife. Also, they are very commited to football, and their favorite team. You can see them at almost every game their teams plays usually fighting with the opposite teams fans. Their education is usually nonexistent.
Man 1: Who are those people?
Man 2: They are just gaseri, we should just avoid them, maybe they will try to fight with us.
Man 2: They are just gaseri, we should just avoid them, maybe they will try to fight with us.
Gaser by banovobrdo March 30, 2020
Gaser
Gaser by ThugLifeKuhinja April 15, 2019
Gastronomical determinism
Where the duration of a meeting is extended for no reason other than to include a free lunch or dinner.
The meeting went on an hour longer than it had to. Gastronomical determinism ensured that the debate continued, focusing on meaningless issues, until the company provided lunch was served.
Gastronomical determinism by Dan's Dictionary October 9, 2008
gaser
gaser by i hate e-girls March 1, 2020
Gastronomic orgasm
A moment of intense pleasure caused by eating food that has the maximum level of deliciousness possible, causing the person eating it a highly enjoyable journey of flavor.
Gastronomic orgasm by jast86 October 3, 2010
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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