Gastrosump

A low-quality eating establishment, featuring lousy food served badly in a depressing space (in contrast to the tony dining experience offered by a "gastropub"). The 21st-century hipster equivalent of "greasy spoon."

My favorite gastrosump growing up was The Hasty Tasty on University Way. You couldn't cut the grease on their windows with a Bowie knife. Good hash browns, though.

Gastrosump by FitofPeak2 September 15, 2026

gastroluminescence 

A synonym for acute gastroenteritis. This more specifically describes the condition when it reaches the status of widespread epidemic, as everyone affected lights up with the need to chunder.

Dude, I think I just got gastroluminescence.
From on campus dining, right? We all have it bro.

gastroluminescence by izyeekin February 19, 2011

gastrosm 

From the words Gastronomy and Orgasm, literally food so good that you had an orgasm in your mouth.

Dude! This steak is so good, I just had a Gastrosm!

gastrosm by Andres Bukid October 12, 2012

Gastrosm 

Fr0m the words Gastronomy and Orgasm. Food so good, you had an orgasm in your mouth.

Dude! This steak is so good I just had a Gastrosm!

Gastrosm by Andres Bukid October 25, 2012

gastroscopy 

Commonly known as a camera through the mouth designed to detect errors within the human body, this term has adapted a second meaning.

A gastroscopy is when a fat person is about to completely lose their nut.

I'm about to have a gastroscopy.

gastroscopy by Tampowned August 17, 2011