by the one who was spanked August 10, 2011
The most high feeling you can have from smoking marijuana. Garthed represents a further removal from sobriety, or reality, than hafed. (see: hafed).
by Grant Morby June 30, 2009
A lazy old man that gets joy from yelling at children, usually over dramatic and often is balding or far to stressed out over nothing.
by 1029384756g December 3, 2011
by Your Mum hemorrhoids October 22, 2019
A fuck boy with a micro penis, who pays young girls to dress up like horses and fuck him with massive strap on dildos
Shelia: how was lasnight
Tina: that guy was a fucking Garth.. but the money was good
Shelia: you mean like Garth Ellington ??
Tina: unfortunately
Tina: that guy was a fucking Garth.. but the money was good
Shelia: you mean like Garth Ellington ??
Tina: unfortunately
by An unsatisfied b September 22, 2020
by Encorist February 25, 2010
"An amazing person that will always be there for you no matter what, through thick and thin. He's a great friend to be around with, just make sure to break a computer to cheer him up. Garth will always be true to what he says, as you get closer to him, he is sweet, funny, cute, and loyal."
Garth: *kicks volleyball*
by turtles and rawrs March 14, 2016