when in some sort of relationship, business or otherwise, your associate or partner leaves, acheiving more success or happiness than when they were associated with you.
Dammit, I've been garfunkeled! My ex-girlfriend was miserable and wouldn't do anything with me when I was with her, but I saw her the other day, she was with her new asshole boyfriend and...well...dammit
I've been garfunkeled!
I've been garfunkeled!
by ethan "mojo-spankk" bradshaw October 16, 2003
by Heat3 March 2, 2009
by Kayla Burney, The Sexy Beast January 30, 2016
The Sox will Garfunkel Ramirez when hell freezes over.
Ramirez is ungarfunkelable!
I can't garfunkel the lettuce in the salad. It's the only thing he's not allergic to.
Ramirez is ungarfunkelable!
I can't garfunkel the lettuce in the salad. It's the only thing he's not allergic to.
by Fran LeMoine September 30, 2005
by asdfasdfsadfadsf June 26, 2006
1. A man (usually rail thin) who hasn't ever trimmed his mess of curly pubes, which now resemble Art Garfunkel's jew fro.
2. Someone who actively partakes in fucking women whilst wearing an Art Garfunkel wig.
2. Someone who actively partakes in fucking women whilst wearing an Art Garfunkel wig.
"Sarah, how was sex with Ian?"
"It was okay, but going down on him was a pain in the ass, his pubes are a forest, he's a real garfunkeler"
"It was okay, but going down on him was a pain in the ass, his pubes are a forest, he's a real garfunkeler"
by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016
by nigtig March 5, 2011