Gardner is a town in Kansas that has abso-fucking-lutely nothing to do. We all got excited when Wal-Mart came to town. Pretty desperate little town.
Person 1- Where do you live?
Person 2- Gardner.
Person 1- Gardner, Kansas?
Person 2- Yup
Person 1- Oh, i'm sorry...
Person 2- Well we have a walmart...
Person 2- Gardner.
Person 1- Gardner, Kansas?
Person 2- Yup
Person 1- Oh, i'm sorry...
Person 2- Well we have a walmart...
by andytheman66 March 25, 2011
Get the Gardner, Kansasmug.