A phrase used to give someone an excuse not to hangout because you are fucking someone
When you are having sex you’re watering your grandma’s garden
by Camryn and Conrad January 11, 2019
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A person whom will begin playing games with his/her friends and then suddenly stop and then rarely ever come back to it. They’ll use excuses of all varieties and never truly commit.
Person 1: Hey, is Billy going to play games with us tonight?
Person 2: Nah, he’s a total “Tea Garden”, he’ll probably say he has a headache or he wants to watch a movie for the fifth night in a row.
by Angry Blind Old Man Frodo October 19, 2021
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This ugly bitch that looks like she is about to lose all her hair by the age of 16 and is so fucking ugly that it makes you cringe and is so fucking annoying and should kill her self.
by kdad12345 April 17, 2017
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a rare land-living blue arthropod that loves tomatoes, but also eats grubs and other pests. If you give them their own tomato plant, they'll keep your soil aerated and fertilized
Person 1: How is your soil so fertilized?

Person 2: oh it’s my Garden Lobster!
by Ly iedmna March 7, 2020
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The process pleasuring yourself with a garden variety salad and adding you own special sauce
I went to the salad bar to give myself the old Harden Garden
by Thatoneubergæguy December 14, 2019
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A one to three floor apartment building usually without an elevator, or more accurately all the fun of living at the SPCA if it was conjoined with a middle-school band class.
I wanted to find a condo, but I'll keep living garden style until I'm driven mad by my neighbors saxophone solos.
by BTB9077 April 27, 2017
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