garberville

kookie, meth addicts, 2 highschool graduates from the neighboring town, murder mountain, so much weed. eel river cafe has some bomb ass pancakes.

while in Garberville I saw a lady shopping with her tits out with coke on her lip

garberville by Jdub_7 August 6, 2023

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Gooberville

1) The more appropriate last name for Alabama Senator Tommy Tuberville
2) A U.S. Senator elected primarily because of a: name recognition based on a college football coaching career and b: the support of disgraced (then) President Donald Trump
3) A Senator whose major "accopmplishment" is obstructing the process of Senate approval for qualified candidates to fill essential military leadership positions
4) an fitting slogan for an entire state that allows itself to be represented by such a fool (eg, "Alabama--the Gooberville state"

a: It's an outrage enator Tommy Gooberville is still compromising America's national security by allowing the Chief positions of each branch of tge U.S. military to remain unfilled"
b: "I know--it's too bad that the entire state of Alabama is such a Gooberville that most oh his voters don't even care"

Gooberville by Ann Tetum August 13, 2023