Garbage Bear

A heavier, chubbier, possibly hairy, middle-aged gay man who eats junk food and drinks and smokes excessively.

Matthew couldn't control his consumption of junk food, alcohol and cigarettes, and gradually grew into a Garbage Bear. Even the healthy Bears avoided Matthew but he eventually found love with another Garbage Bear he met at a McDonalds after a heavy night of drinking.

by Nathan Bryce August 29, 2014

Garbage Bear

A deplorable masked animal with rabies who sneaks into trash cans and deserves death

E.g "I saw that fucking garbage bear in my trash can last night , it was elbows to assess till animal control got there."

by Ron Beagly June 5, 2018

Garbage Bear

Actual Bears in places like Russia that become accustomed to finding their food sources in places which they know the trash created by humans to be a food source.

Garbage bears will always find your food scraps.

by Ifyouaintcav January 17, 2023