Garand Thumb 

When the operator of an M1 Garand get's his thumb smooshed by the bolt as he loads a clip into the rifle.

Jon's finger was purple from a bad case of garand thumb.

Garand Thumb by Heyitsj000 July 15, 2020

grand theft auto thumb 

In most grand theft auto games, a lot of cheats include left down right up left down right up. On an xbox or ps2 controller, you can slide your thumb across the directional pad to put these buttons in. If you do this too many times, you'll wear the skin off of your thumb.

Video gamer 1: Hey, wanna play Halo 2?
Gamer 2: No, I have a bad case of Grand Theft Auto Thumb.

grand theft auto thumb by C_D_XXX May 23, 2007

garandthumb 

Gigachad of the gun world

Bro, you're just like garandthumb!

garandthumb by Nancywheeler March 20, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008