Gantis

An extremely bad cook with no cooking skills or food safety knowledge ,one who cooks raw burgers and eats them and endures stomach cramps pretending they were cooked

Did you see the way that guy cooked that burger on the barbeque? It was so raw . God He's such a Gantis

Gantis by GR Illvin February 20, 2022

Gatis Kandis 

The YouTuber that will soon conquer the scene with his amazing tutorial videos like "How to Climb Over the Fence", "How to Hide From Your Fish", and "How to Impress the Girls". He is set to gain over 100 million subscribers by 2020, and will soon overtake PewDiePie and T-Series in the race for the new YouTube play button. His tutorials educate billions around the world, and will soon spread to other parts of the universe. With his videos. we will soon be able to accomplish anything. Truly the definition of a god, and is up there along with Tongo, The Flying Spaghetti Monster, and The Floundering Fish. A Latvian man everyone should truly respect, subscribe to, and click the bell for notifications.

Woah! Gatis Kandis is so cool! I wanna be like him when I grow up! He teaches me so much!

Gatis Kandis by a nub November 7, 2018

Ganitis 

The disease that results from the contraction of the Staphylococcus Shigellosis microorganism. AKA Post-Gan Syndrome (PGS). It is caused by poo-to-mouth contact, and is commonly found in Chinese take-out joints all over Manhattan and sheisty Queens (see: Dougie's).

Today in the United States, it is commonly referred to as Klein's Disorder, after the famed early 21st Century amateur biologist, who first identified the microbe and the scourge associated with it- the hard way.

Ganitis is often accompanied by extreme diarrhea whose hallmark is a velevetty consistency with a hue that can range from khaki to deep purple. Generally, the bouquet of Ganitis, although very much present, varies widely and is as yet unpredictable. As a result, most modern healthcare professionals strongly prefer to ignore the aroma and instead rely heavily on the viscosity and shade of the poo when recommending a treatment.

Usually, treatment consists of bed rest and drinking plenty of fresh water to avoid dehydration. Dookage, however, remains the most important ritual of the recovery process. Many sufferers find that watching good television programs, like TCAP or Dog Whisperer, can ease the rehabilitation. Generally, one DOES NOT develop immunity after passing Ganitis. Many rookies, making this mistake, quickly learn that if you are ordering the Gan, Klein's should be considered a foregone conclusion.

Klein's is spread by contaminated water and food, and can cause the most severe dysentery because of its potent and deadly Shiga toxin.

Ariel: I have after-the-gan. Got it bad.

Me: Mother-of-Christ. It seems to be a classic case of Ganitis.

Ganitis by ehealth November 4, 2008

mark gatiss 

writer and cast member of bbc sherlock. born in the same womb as steven moffat. satan spawn. writes a brilliant show and torments innocent fans with lies and heartbreak

Did you hear what Moffat said about series 4?

I thought that was Mark Gatiss?
Eh, whats the difference at this point

mark gatiss by homeboy177 March 2, 2014

Gaytistic 

where someone may be gay and autistic at the same time

I’m gaytistic

Gaytistic by lucy_ September 27, 2019

Gatissfied

What happens to you after being well and truly Moffucked by an exceptionally good episode of Sherlock.

Fangirl A: I got totally Moffucked by last night's episode of Sherlock, and I was too busy tweeting to understand the plot!

Fangirl B: Me too, but seeing Benedict Cumberbatch's arse left me totally Gatissfied.

Gatissfied by ElDrastico January 2, 2012

guntis 

Latvian for "fire," a guntis is a person whose love for others burns passionately within them. You might find a guntis spreading kindness to those in need, or cheerfully supporting a friend.

Man, I wish I was more like Guntis. He's just so nice to everyone.

guntis by joey boots January 6, 2017