galleons

money

i’ve got 2 galleons on u

by anonymous September 10, 2020

Galleoning

The sexual act where one defecates on a partner's face, then proceeds to rub said faecal matter into the face with a back and forth motion of the buttocks. The buttock cleavage should form a groove into which the nose slots, providing a guide for this motion.

This was allegedly the act to which Meatloaf referred to in the iconic song lyric: "I would do anything for love, but I won't do that".

Jim: "Hey Randy, you know what Meatloaf wouldn't do for love?"

Randy: "Don't tell me, galleoning?"

by SirReginald January 14, 2011

Gangplank Galleon

The greatest piece of music ever composed

Guy 1: I played Gangplank Galleon while fuckin my bitch
Guy 2: what happened after that?
Guy 1: my dick grew 20 inches due to the raw greatness that the music is

by Sudsymemes December 31, 2018

gallons

A unit of volume in the imperial measurement system. Typically used for measuring amounts of liquid to be sold. Rarely used in scientific or any usefull application.

I got 10 gallons of root beer for 5 bucks!

by berkinator August 7, 2005

Gallions Reach

A painful sex move that involves somebody reaching up into your arsehole.

Carla: "Gallions Reach inside me Bob!"

by Robyn (bob) Elton October 21, 2007

all nine gallons

the act of a person blowing off his load and splurging out all nine gallons

josh had went all nine gallons on that hoe

by wooderman123 February 14, 2017

gallions reach

1. A painful, awkward sex position that involves a person putting (reaching) their hand up into the receiving person's anus.
2. A location in East London, close to Whitechapel and Cyprus

1. "me and my wife Carla tried the 'gallions reach' last night, apparently it can be done to men too!"

2. "I'm living at gallions reach at the minute"

by Robyn (bob) Elton October 25, 2007