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gabronie
gabronie by Chris Gdog May 30, 2006
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Gabronie
-A male who is 5/10 or below on hotness scale who has a girlfriend 8/10 or above on hotness scale
-The ugly guy with the hot girlfriend
- Also, a male who wears his collared shirts open showing an ugly amount of chest hair accented with a tacky gold chain
-The ugly guy with the hot girlfriend
- Also, a male who wears his collared shirts open showing an ugly amount of chest hair accented with a tacky gold chain
Gabronsexual
A keyboard fan by the name Gab who identies themself as a "LeBron hater" and will support anyone and anything that is against Lebron James just to feel good. This person though can't stop thinking or dreaming about him and talks about him daily. This kind of person secretly has a crush on LeBron James and is called a "Gabronsexual after graduating from being a Transbronsexual".
This person that hates LeBron James talks about him more than his fans do, he also memes fake statistics more than ordinary Transbronsexuals do and so is referred to as Gabronsexual.
He also hates any team Lebron has played on.
This person that hates LeBron James talks about him more than his fans do, he also memes fake statistics more than ordinary Transbronsexuals do and so is referred to as Gabronsexual.
He also hates any team Lebron has played on.
Gab: "For me what I know is that my team is well represented at the Bubble. Whatever opponent is against the Lakers is protecting our good interests."
Real Lebron fans: So is it Lakers you against or Lebron?!"
Gab: Good basketball is on display by raptors, rockets, blazers, etc but not Lakers who are get blown out every day. We got KD and got back to back chips and a sweep of LeBron.
NBA Fans: You are Gabronsexual Bruh!
Real Lebron fans: So is it Lakers you against or Lebron?!"
Gab: Good basketball is on display by raptors, rockets, blazers, etc but not Lakers who are get blown out every day. We got KD and got back to back chips and a sweep of LeBron.
NBA Fans: You are Gabronsexual Bruh!
Gabronsexual by BaedSanta August 7, 2020
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