Gabriel Smith 

A name that literally EVERY SINGLE MALE TEACHER has (Mr. Smith?). A short boy with brown hair and freckles who watches anime all day and everyone wants to see him in a sexy cat suit/dress. He is an amazing person because he doesn’t judge you and he loves everyone whole heartedly. He also has a pretty good sense of humour and nobody is EVER nervous around him. He is such a material girl… but with his flaws. And those flaws are cute so whatever. Everyone should be a Gabriel Smith. He also goes by the name Gabe.

P1: “OMG LOOK AT THE NEW BOY!”
P2: “Oh yeah he looks like a Gabriel Smith”
P1: *becomes friends with new boy*
1 moth later
P2: “Hey P1! How’s it going?”
P1: “Heya! I’m great. Turns out the new boy is SUCH Gabriel Smith! Like I can’t… I just can’t…”
P2: “LOL”

Gabriel Smith by Haha My Friend! March 9, 2022

James Gabriel Smith

A Caucasian individual that is characterized by two or more of the following traits:

* Is unloved; by even his/her family
* Lives in the woods
* Is in the employ of a second-hand merchandise re-seller
* Utilizes pharmaceuticals to ease the pain of his/her existence
* Doesn't wear a shirt
* Participates in bestiality

* Frequently cums in socks
* Is a Git-Wit
* Has poor hygiene
* and is just generally undesirable

Pookie: "What the fuck is up with that motherfucker over there? He's bein' such a James Gabriel Smith! I just wanna punch that cracker in the throat!

James Gabriel Smith by guruerror September 25, 2019