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A sloppy wet geeky gook that makes you wanna gaak (throw up) from having too much
All the police officers were covered in thick, sticky gaak from Tracy's goat fucked vagina
by kjinx720 May 25, 2018
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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Another word for a penis. Derived from todd
Get your gaak out of my face.

I see you're a fan of putting your hand on the gaak.
by Momo Fetter September 13, 2008
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