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Acronym for Guardian of the English Language. A person dedicated to proper spelling, punctuation, grammar, and usage. A GOTEL will sometimes, on a discussion thread, leave a polite comment that corrects an error. A courteous GOTEL will avoid correcting a speaker in live conversation, but may gently hint at correct usage by employing the word or term properly. GOTELs are frequently found among the ranks of editors, teachers, and word-game enthusiasts.
As a dedicated GOTEL, I pointed out that the term 'just desserts' should properly be written 'just deserts,' as it refers to something justly deserved, not a slice of cheesecake which might be chosen for dessert after a meal.
GOTEL by Zwieback June 25, 2019
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luke goter 

A "Luke Goter" is the kind of person you would see smoking an invisible blunt at a McDonald's or doing some weird retard dance in a public restroom. A "Luke Goter" can also be a very fun, comedic, and creative person. A "Luke Goter" makes the best memes.

Overall, a "Luke Goter" is an extremely random kind of guy.

Person A: "did you see that freaky guy yelling at nothing yesterday?"

Person B: "yeah, he was such a Luke Goter".
Person A: "did you see that weird dude buying 8 bags of pickle chips yesterday? "

Person B: "yeah, he was such a Luke Goter".
luke goter by IwaoImported May 19, 2016
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The time it takes for a vehicle to get moving after the light turns green.
That driver's godelay must have added 4 car lengths to the line of traffic!
Godelay by JTfromTTown June 3, 2010

Gorelesque 

Performace Art involving the use of fake blood during a performance.

Think Grotesque Burlesque.

Made popular by Violeteyes & Daisy Cutter and gaining popularity with other performers.
burlesque meets horror to find Gorelesque
Gorelesque by bloodhound1 August 25, 2011
Gotei is a sexy person. Who likes 😉, 😳 and 😏 emote.

And ken told me to Stfu 😔 😔 😔.
Hey gotei
gotei by Gotei 😉 July 6, 2021
-an expression when you physically have possession of

-expression when you successfully prank someone
-expression when you win at a game or activity
person 1: Something came in the mail today
Person 2: What?
Person 1: These NUTS! Haaa! Gotem!
Gotem by Global1996 April 28, 2015

Gotemesium³ 

Gotemesium³(GD) Pure element extracted from a got'em. When unstable, Gotemesium³ can incite riots between niggers. When handled incorrectly, it can backfire and cause you to suffer from severe got'em trauma.
Side effects include:
Suicidal Tendencies
Saltiness
Strep Throat or Dry throat
Hush mode
Crying
Third degree burns
I'm sensing a strong concentration of Gotemesium³ from that got'em.
Be Careful how you handle that Gotemsium³
Gotemesium³ by Oh don't do it August 14, 2016
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