goosepig

A creature that is part goose, part pig. Everyone loves it. It goes on long vacations sometimes, but when it returns the world rings with joy.

"HOLY SHIT, I SAW GOOSEPIG!"
"NAW? REALLY?!? HOLY---FUCK ME SIDEWAYS, YOU ARE ONE LUCKY INDIVIDUAL!"

goosepig by FUCKNUT4990 April 19, 2018

Goosepimp

A goose with a limp that isn't scared of nothing

That Goosepimp almost kicked my ass!!

Goosepimp by SchwartzMonkey April 5, 2010

Goosepickle 

A Giant Cock!!!

I played with my boyfriends goosepickle!

Goosepickle by By Kaela n Taylor January 28, 2004

Gooselighting 

When you're a Goose and you manipulate (someone) by psychological means into questioning their own sanity.

We're Gooselighting the Goosemaster himself.

Gooselighting by XMastaFlex May 17, 2022

Goosepimpled 

When something or someone has given you goosepimples.

That show had me goosepimpled

Goosepimpled by .’ March 3, 2022

goosefight

n. Disorganised skuffle between two angry but untrained foes.

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The Ukrainian war has turned into a real goosefight.

goosefight by gnostic3 May 5, 2022

goosepimples

It’s like goosebumps, but on your dick and it looks like fungal acne; hence the name: goosepimples

Eww that dude has goosepimples!

goosepimples by iloveyouniso December 11, 2023