goosepig

A creature that is part goose, part pig. Everyone loves it. It goes on long vacations sometimes, but when it returns the world rings with joy.
"HOLY SHIT, I SAW GOOSEPIG!"
"NAW? REALLY?!? HOLY---FUCK ME SIDEWAYS, YOU ARE ONE LUCKY INDIVIDUAL!"
by FUCKNUT4990 April 19, 2018
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pissper

Piss that's very quiet, like a whisper.
"Man, that was quite a pissper."
by FUCKNUT4990 November 05, 2017
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