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"She's a Goodwin."
"A Goodwin?"
"Yeah man, she is good at winning everything, and good job for winning her."
Goodwin by Jessica Goodwin October 8, 2008
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sysnonymous with butterscotch. An old lady chick magnet. One who parties all night long with neck cancer-ridden grandmas.
Old ladies like the smell of butterscotch. Grandma has to take her teeth out to suck on a piece of butterscotch. Goodwin is butterscotch.
To get an amazing reward despite abject failure
The economy has tanked but boardroom and bankers pay has been one goodwin after another
Goodwin by unbanker March 4, 2009
A word used to describe a situtation or person that states a ridiculous idea or a situation that's terribly hilarious to be true.
"Snakes can moonwalk? HA! That's so goodwin"
"A goodwin told me this last night at the bar, Elon musk is the president of Mars in 2050. LMAO"
Goodwin by Dan Galf July 19, 2022

Goodwin grab 

Verb.
Can be used for picking of a pocket, grabbing money out of someones hands while moving by and running, grabbing things off a counter or store shelf and sprinting away, or assorted other thefts. Practiced by eaglebians and other kleptomaniacs. This practice is shunned by civilized society. It, does not include breaking and entering, as there is no planning involved. The theif merely sights something, and impulsively grabs it and attempts to escape.
Kane is so dumb he Goodwin grabbed free samples.

That guy Goodwin Grabbed that ladies purse!

Goodwin Grabbing is a crime.
Goodwin grab by WeaselStomper August 24, 2009

GOODWIN Rompa Stomp 

To anger an elderly woman with serious genital issues to the point of where she shits herself in rage, later blaming the smell on you.
Damn tony, you pulled a pretty great GOODWIN rompa stomp on Mrs greener in maths yesterday!

Goodwin's law 

In 1981, U of I Professor Goodwin made the observation that Usenet discussions gravitate downhill.

He postulated that as the length of a discussion thread grows, the probability approaches one (1) that one participant will introduce the terms "Hitler" or "Nazi".

The custom has evolved that the first party to utter "Hitler" or "Nazi" has lost the discussion, and the thread terminates.
Goodwin's Law has been invoked, guys. I'm out of this thread.
Goodwin's law by Fryth August 28, 2004
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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