Earl: "I'm such an idiot. I saw our neighbor Mrs. Lundgren at
the store today, so I asked her how her husband was doing. I didn't know he was dead. She said 'he's gone' and I thought he was
on a trip. So I asked, 'Why didn't you go
with him?'"
Opal (horrified): EARL!!!
~ "Pickles" by Brian Crane