GIRL HELP

/ɡərl help/
expression

in which one expresses distress about a completely overexaggerated situation. typically used when one is in a body of water, or stuck in a large object.

"GIRL HELP I AM IN THE WATER"

GIRL HELP by UNITED UNION OF DAVE April 7, 2021

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So Help Me Girl

You could've kissed me, like this wasn't gonna last
Kept me from saying something I'll never take back
You could have held me like there was no chance
Of me waking up where I am
You could have stopped short of every dream I've ever had
So help me girl
You've gone too far
It's way too late
To save my heart
The way it feels
Each time we touch
I know I've never been so loved
And I can't help myself
So help me girl
You had to be there when that old sun came up
Making last night feel like a vision of things yet to come

You just had to hold me like nobody else
Now look what you've gone and done
You had to love me 'til I just can't get enough
So help me girl
You've gone too far
It's way too late
To save my heart
The way it feels
Each time we touch
I know I've never been so loved
And I can't help myself
So help me girl
You've gone too far
It's way too late
To save my heart
The way it feels
Each time we touch
I know I've never been so loved
And I can't help myself
So help me girl
Now I cant help myself, so help me girl

So Help Me Girl by Death Menace December 13, 2022

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help a girl out

When a lesbian girl seduces or simply finds the right opportunity to masturbate the passive female or help the passive female with masturbating, with the goal of giving the passive female an orgasm. The lesbian will obtain pleasure from doing this, and the passive girl won't complain because she now knows how to reach an orgasm.

Person A: I heard Laurel got to help a girl out once!

Person B: Dang she must really be a slut !
Person A: Ya the girl was 2 years younger than her too!

help a girl out by altonarailroads June 3, 2011

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Girl who agreed to help Donald trump with the wall

A girl who loves Donald trump and her name is Catherine babb and she agreed to help with the wall

ew she is Girl who agreed to help Donald trump with the wall

Girl who agreed to help Donald trump with the wall by Wthenerd23 March 9, 2017

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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