GIRL HELP

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/ɡərl help/
expression

in which one expresses distress about a completely overexaggerated situation. typically used when one is in a body of water, or stuck in a large object.

"GIRL HELP I AM IN THE WATER"

GIRL HELP by UNITED UNION OF DAVE April 7, 2021

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So Help Me Girl

You could've kissed me, like this wasn't gonna last
Kept me from saying something I'll never take back
You could have held me like there was no chance
Of me waking up where I am
You could have stopped short of every dream I've ever had
So help me girl
You've gone too far
It's way too late
To save my heart
The way it feels
Each time we touch
I know I've never been so loved
And I can't help myself
So help me girl
You had to be there when that old sun came up
Making last night feel like a vision of things yet to come

You just had to hold me like nobody else
Now look what you've gone and done
You had to love me 'til I just can't get enough
So help me girl
You've gone too far
It's way too late
To save my heart
The way it feels
Each time we touch
I know I've never been so loved
And I can't help myself
So help me girl
You've gone too far
It's way too late
To save my heart
The way it feels
Each time we touch
I know I've never been so loved
And I can't help myself
So help me girl
Now I cant help myself, so help me girl

So Help Me Girl by Death Menace December 13, 2022

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help a girl out

When a lesbian girl seduces or simply finds the right opportunity to masturbate the passive female or help the passive female with masturbating, with the goal of giving the passive female an orgasm. The lesbian will obtain pleasure from doing this, and the passive girl won't complain because she now knows how to reach an orgasm.

Person A: I heard Laurel got to help a girl out once!

Person B: Dang she must really be a slut !
Person A: Ya the girl was 2 years younger than her too!

help a girl out by altonarailroads June 3, 2011

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Girl who agreed to help Donald trump with the wall

A girl who loves Donald trump and her name is Catherine babb and she agreed to help with the wall

ew she is Girl who agreed to help Donald trump with the wall

Girl who agreed to help Donald trump with the wall by Wthenerd23 March 9, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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