a song by broadway karkat where a troll named karkat does.... questionable... things while singing about a human named dave
i cant believe gfdid God Fucking Damn It Dave was popular on tiktok. like why would a song about a male troll beating it while singing about his love-hate relationship with a human boy be so popular on a commonly homophobic app? people need to do research.
gfdixies is only the best person in the world. the kindest and best. i am her biggest fan and you should also be her biggest fan. it's the only way to be cool.
weirdo: hey! uh, who's gfdixies?
swag person: um. dont talk to me ever again. gfdixies is only the best DUH!!!!
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speedtraps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"
"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"