GARM IN

The offbrand cousin of GARMIN. Instead of telling you where to go, it just vibes and says “recalculating” forever.

Me: “Yo my GPS said turn left but we in the desert rn.”
Friend: “That ain’t GARMIN, that’s GARM IN 💀”

by BENO?! August 25, 2025

Garminarnar

When something is cool or interesting

“Wow Robert, your deck is so Garminarnar!”
“Thanks gang.”

by hehdididoosst March 29, 2021

Garmin Farming

The act of farming garmin points in cheap, unfair or unofficial ways such as setting step goals and going for impossibly short runs in order to rise on the Garmin point leaderboard.

Respectful Garmin user: “Hey Aidan how do you always hit your step goal?”
Aidan: “well I just set my step goal to 100!”
Respectful Garmin user: “Hey! That’s Garmin Farming!”

by Elliud Kipchoge January 29, 2020

reprogramming the garmin

Masturbating; masturbating in a car or vehicle

Q: What is that guy doing in the red car over there?

A: He's just reprogramming the garmin

by play746 September 10, 2009

garmining

Figuring out how to get from point A to point B. It's a verb.

I am garmining my way to the store for smokes. Jamie garmined her way out of that one!

by kat51 March 11, 2009

Garmin Bitch

the annoyin ass bitch that trys to tell you how to drive on your gps (also found on iphone)... 69 69 69 69 me right now

That fuckin garmin bitch keeps talkin.

by apkim January 12, 2010

wobal garming

A meme created by our Abraxian lord, Pierre XO, in a voice chat afterparty.

"Why is everything bad?"
"Wobal Garming"

by EXO_The_Theorist_Of_Home_Plane February 5, 2019