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ME: Bro my misses won't stop bitching to me about the dishes. She won't stfu.

MATE: how about... you tell her to GAFB
GAFB by [CYBORG] October 31, 2011
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Get A Fucking Blackberry. Advice for sloppy, disorganized people who can't manage themselves like an adult.
Matt keeps forgetting our Wednesday table tennis. That fool needs to GAFB.
GAFB by tayzonday October 10, 2008
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OMG really? GAFB!!!
GAFB by W01fie58 January 23, 2015
"That little GAFB just stole my money"
GAFB by thicce_mouse December 20, 2017

IMLLI GAFBIRD 

I May Look Like I Give A Fuck But I Really Don't.

What's a mother to do?
IMLLI GAFBIRD lives down the street. She is a very good friend of mine! Have you met her yet?

What's a mother to do?
IMLLI GAFBIRD by Sparky 505 February 10, 2021
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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A)
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B)
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A)
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B)
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