fuzzy walrus

A sexual act involving a person preforming oral sex on a male. After the male achieves climax from the oral stimulation, he then punches the giver in the stomach in order to force seman up through and out of the nose creating the distinct tusks of the fuzzy walrus.

Dude I totally gave Erin a fuzzy walrus last night, it just shot out of her nose

fuzzy walrus by Viking Of The West Coast November 7, 2007

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Fuzzy Walrus

When hooking up with a girl who has a fuzzy vagina from not shaving for a couple of days, you take a shit in her vagina, and then eat it out.

Bro, i gave this girl the meatiest Fuzzy Walrus last night.

No way! How was it?

It tasted like shit!

Fuzzy Walrus by Josh F. November 28, 2007

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Fuzzy Walrus

You ejaculate on a fat girls face, then quickly rip out your pubic hair and throw it on her.

I just came on this girl then threw pubes on her. it was awesome. Made her look like a fuzzy walrus.

Fuzzy Walrus by TheHairyMammal June 6, 2009

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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